A friend told me this story about an exchange that took place over a game of Trivial Pursuit he was playing with his in laws. I have never, till now, been able to test its veracity (so if you’ve heard this one before do let us know). Whatever it’s status it’s very funny.
Questioner: Who was the first man on the Moon?
First sister: Uri Geller.
Second sister: Don’t be ***king stupid. It was Louis Armstrong.