Jewish Joke

I read this Jewish joke on Saturday in Simon Hoggarts’ column and had to share it.

NB expletive inserted.

Morry and Bernie are old friends.”Morry, if you had two Bentleys, what would you do with them?”

“Why, I’d keep one, and give the other to you, my oldest friend.”
“And if you had £2m?”
“You would have £1m, of course.”
“And if you had two chickens?”
“Don’t fuck me around, Bernie, you know I have two chickens.”

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