Category Archives: Found humour

The 100 Greatest Movie Insults Of All Time

It does what it says on the tin, this is a collection of the foulest, rudest, snappiest, wittiest, stop-you-in-your-tracks put downs you’ve ever seen and heard.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you, the language in this is really foul.

And if you like that, you’ll like The 25 Best Put Downs Ever… and Malcolm Tucker – a collection of the best, most foul-mouthed put downs ever

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The Top Five Posts of 2010

Bye bye 2010 and hello 2011. These were the most popular Comedy Club posts of the year.

1   The 25 Best Put Downs Ever

2   14 Brilliant Pie Chart Gags

3   The Greatest Knock, Knock Joke In the World

4   The 60 Funniest Jokes Ever (and some of the worst)

5   Fun in the Snow

ENJOY! And A Happy New Year!

What God looks like

I can’t remember where I heard this story – probably through my parent network – but it’s a priceless example of how children can say the funniest things.

At nursery school a teacher is supervising the children’s activities. She spots a little girl who’s very earnestly scribbling away with crayons, and asks what she’s doing.

‘I’m drawing God,’ says the child.

The teacher is a bit surprised. ‘But no-one knows what God looks like,’ she says.

Without even looking up from her drawing the little girl replied: ‘They will in a minute.’

The 6 Funniest Movie Trailer Mashups Ever

 6. 10 Things I Hate About Commandments  

A teen comedy 3000 years in the making…  

 

5. Brokeback To The Future

The touching story of a love that could never be.  

 

4. Scary Mary  

This may well fuck you up – for good!

  

3. Must Love Jaws

 

“Come down here and chum some of this shit!” Another touching story of a love that could never be.

 

2. Shining

 

Sometimes what we need most is just around the corner. Bless. 

 

1. Glen & Gary And Glen & Ross

Two thumbs up… way the fuck up 

 

 

 


Anyone got any more?

The First Man on the Moon – Fact or Fiction

A friend told me this story about an exchange that took place over a game of Trivial Pursuit he was playing with his in laws. I have never, till now, been able to test its veracity (so if you’ve heard this one before do let us know). Whatever it’s status it’s very funny.

Questioner: Who was the first man on the Moon?
First sister: Uri Geller.
Second sister: Don’t be ***king stupid. It was Louis Armstrong.